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hotest man alive

hotest man alive

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frankiemachines:

I have seven children that I am so proud of. I’m a grandfather at fifty. And I found Jeannie, such a wife. She took my four children from my previous marriage, and she won ‘em over, and she was so young. They call her Mom, you know. And we had three others, but she loved ‘em like my four. Isn’t that fabulous? After my divorce, the court eventually gave me the children, and I think it was the first time in California that a man got the children…But what luck that my Jeannie was there and was such a fine lady. My Jeannie and her blue eyes. I call ‘em Nazi eyes. Thanks to them, I don’t even care about givin’ my ex-wife $2,400 a month for 18 years. -Dean Martin on his wife Jeanne, 1967

frankiemachines:

I have seven children that I am so proud of. I’m a grandfather at fifty. And I found Jeannie, such a wife. She took my four children from my previous marriage, and she won ‘em over, and she was so young. They call her Mom, you know. And we had three others, but she loved ‘em like my four. Isn’t that fabulous? After my divorce, the court eventually gave me the children, and I think it was the first time in California that a man got the children…But what luck that my Jeannie was there and was such a fine lady. My Jeannie and her blue eyes. I call ‘em Nazi eyes. Thanks to them, I don’t even care about givin’ my ex-wife $2,400 a month for 18 years. -Dean Martin on his wife Jeanne, 1967

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kdougiiie:

happiness is just an illusion on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/26843339

kdougiiie:

happiness is just an illusion on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/26843339

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electraheart:

♡ M O M ,  W H E N  I  G R O W  U P,  I  W A N N A  B E  A  L A Z Y  G O L D  D I G G E R ♡ 

electraheart:

♡ M O M ,  W H E N  I  G R O W  U P,  I  W A N N A  B E  A  L A Z Y  G O L D  D I G G E R ♡ 

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ooo HAlloween

ooo HAlloween

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mattybing1025:

Happy 72nd Birthday Al Pacino!!   |   Born today — April 25th, 1940 

I’m the same now as I’ve always been — sort of a recluse.  People resent me for remaining myself when they think I should be acting like a superstar.  I never wanted to be an actor and I don’t particularly enjoy it.  I have to act.  There just isn’t anything else for me.  — Al Pacino

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always-fair-weather:

Rock Hudson and an elephant…  Just because.

always-fair-weather:

Rock Hudson and an elephant…  Just because.

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